When you're having a good time, and someone you...
That awkward moment when:
notlucky-blessed: This kid from Cheaper by the Dozen: Grows up to look like this:
When I tell my mother that I'm tired
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: arcticmonkeysftw: and she responds, “I don’t know why, you don’t do anything.” Submitted by realitystolemyunicorn
Put in my ask
myheartcavesinwhenilookatyou: Purple: 10 facts about my room. Blue: 9 facts about my family. Green: 8 facts about my body Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood Orange: 6 facts about my home town. Red: 5 facts about my first bestfriend(s). Pink: 4 facts about my parents. White: 3 facts about my personality. Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things. Black: 1 fact about the person I like .
Oh you take 15 minutes to text me back?
Bitch, I’ll take 18.
when my family walks in and im on tumblr:
please sweet lord have mercy nobody post porn
Yaaa cool Dad lets make our house 60degrees
A/C fuckoffff u bitch… lol my hands were soo cold i went an found sum purple mittens haaa.
Lol bitch if I don’t even know you… why do yaaa think Im gonna add u ? Fuccck creeepy stalker ppl getta life girly !